oh my gosh, this is my first post...and probably my last.  I met a guy w/ a car... he said he'll drive me places.. i think that guy likes me... i don't think he has a gf.. he gave me a double take..i looked hot today.. he showed me around the world.. i hate driving my new car... wut the hell?  I'm so hot. He tried to make a move on me.. he opened my door.. i showed my butt to him.. i liked my ass crack...and he said bonzai... and this is not psychobabble!!  Is anyone else cold in here? 'cause i think my things are saying "hello"..

I didnt' get wut i wanted for christmas.